By Team Futuristic Media: From Pamela Anderson, Barbara Mori, Shakti Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna, Shiney Ahuja to starlets like Tarannum, the Colors PR machinery has made the maximum use of gossip and rumour to hype this season’s edition of Bigg Boss. We were just wondering then, how come they didn’t invite President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama to spend some quality time with the inmates and shake a leg or two with WWE champ Khali and Pakistani inmate Veena Malik. What a better way to build Indo-Pak-American relations than to shake a leg with Khali and Veena Malik in the Bigg Boss house? The President could have made his address from the Bigg Boss house itself, which would have got him more eyeballs than all the other TV channels put together – of course with Dolly Bindra, Khali, Shweta Tiwari and Veena Malik standing right behind the dignified guest.
Imagine Marine One landing near the Bigg Boss house and all the President’s men trooping out. Actually there is an Air Force air strip in Lonavala, so even Air Force One could possibly land there and the President could have driven down in his limo. Imagine having the Delta Force rubbing shoulders with the NSG around the ghats of Lonavala. Imagine Lonavala police with Tortoise Mosquito coils to keep away the flying danger.
And what better host than Dabanng Salman Khan who would have got garma-garam mutton biryani from his own kitchen for the President and First Lady? With all the cameras in the Bigg Boss house, the President would have been really safe. Khali could have been given the additional task of ‘protecting’ the President from the likes of Dolly Bindra and Veena Malik or any Osama Bin Laden’s hanging around. The Shiv Sena and Bal Thackeray also wouldn’t complain as Lonavala would be on the international map.
The Lonavala Municipal Corporation would be more than happy to accommodate their ‘special guest’ and the drinking water supply would have got cleaned up to meet international standards. All of Lonavala would be spick and span, not to forget the famous Lonavala chikki that would have made it to the White House. Imagine President Barrack Obama extolling the virtues of the humble Lonavala dry-fruit chikki instead of selling guns and missiles during his 4-nation tour of Asia. We would definitely be closer to world peace with chikki and tikki instead of rocket and missile and Obama would also get nominated for the Nobel Prize for peace.
And of course, we don’t need say anything about the TRPs of Colors. Salman would have finished Bachchan and Akii all in one blow. With the world’s most powerful man supping in your house, it wouldn’t be very difficult for our Bandra ka dikra. What say Sallu bhai?
-StarBuzz Weekly, Toronto
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